What every girl needs.

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Relevant? How? Trusted? By millions, yes. Clear? How is it freaking clear that anyone would ever need or want this?

This item was suggested by the marketing geniuses at Duane Reed as a handy last minute stocking stuffer. The Observer wonders exactly where and when a bright pink camoflage bible might come in handy. There is but a singular conclusion: when you need the solace of the Lord’s Word while you’re deer hunting inside a giant vagina.

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